a poor workman

I have basically never been able to sit the trot.¬† I have only been trying to do so for about, oh, the entire length of time I’ve been riding seriously (admittedly not that long).¬† I don’t have the advantage of having developed an independent seat as a wildchild galloping around bareback on my pony, but I’m not sure many people do these days.

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What I did have was determination and desire.¬† I didn’t know how to sit the trot, and practicing just seemed to end in sore seat bones and inner thighs.¬† Practicing something incorrectly was not helping, so obviously I needed to learn how to learn to do this.¬† I read a lot of things.¬† You have to trot slower.¬† You have to remove your stirrups.¬† Relax this.¬† Tense that.¬† Move your pelvis.¬† Don’t cling.¬† Hug with your thighs.¬† Hug with nothing.¬† It is a mystery.

he was perfect in other ways

I never had the perfect horse to practice on, as lesson horses are probably predisposed to especially hate attempts at sitting trot.¬† My bouncing and jiggling never seemed to impress them, and there was more than one occasion that I nearly bounced myself off the side of Quincy, cartoon style.¬† Then I started riding this adorable four year old and I was like “Wow! Trying to sit the trot on this weak, tense back would be a huge disservice to this horse. guess I don’t have to try any more!” and I had a sweet out to stop trying to sit the trot for two years.

fistbumpbabyThen MIL said I had to sit the trot half of all my rides and I was like… wahh.¬† But my knees kept bumping the knee rolls.¬† And I was bouncing.¬† And I thought… maybe I should try another saddle.¬† I KNOW, I KNOW.¬† IT’S A POOR WORKMAN WHO BLAMES HIS TOOLS.¬† But I was desperate, and curious.¬† So I sat in my trainer’s new Stubben Euphoria.¬† And it was… if not quite euphoric definitely better than my saddle.¬† So in about four seconds I decided I was getting a new saddle.¬† Since then I’ve tried about four different saddles and all of them have been a marked improvement on my saddle in terms of sitting the trot.¬† I suspect the larger seat size has something to do with it — I’m not bumping up against the cantle or the knee rolls.¬† As it turns out, despite my flat-as ass, my spider monkey legs mean that I need a bigger seat than I thought.

So while I’m not putting all the blame on my saddle, I suspect that I’m going to have a lot easier of a time learning to sit the trot in a saddle that actually facilitates the correct position.¬† I’m going to go ahead and pretend not to be a poor workman blaming her tools, and just get tools that are better suited to the task because they fit my tiny ass and weird long legs better.