TOABH: Idiosyncrasies

Idiosyncrasies.
What personality quirks does your pony have?  What makes him or her special?

This question was MADE for me and Murray.  Seriously.  He has been describe as “the quirkiest horse I’ve ever met” by more than one person in the horse industry — so it’s not just me!  He is extremely “special” and that is not generally a compliment.

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Let’s start at the beginning, with the idiosyncrasy that marks him and all of his siblings by the same sire: the extreme, extreme girthiness.  On the track he went over more than once when they were trying to do up his girth, and even when he’s not ulcery he is super sensitive and I have to take girthing up extremely slowly.  I always start on the absolute loosest setting I can get away with, and bribe Murray to let me add another hole by distracting him with carrots.  It’s a whole song and dance, trust me.

His next biggest idiosyncrasy would have to be his extreme loquaciousness.  He’s not vocal in the way normal horses are vocal — oh no — he doesn’t call for his friends or whinny with glee at feeding time.  I’ve gotten a nicker or two out of him when I haven’t seen him for a while or if he’s been off grain for a few days for whatever reason, but for the most part he doesn’t tell you about how happy he is.  No, what Murray is vocal about is anything he is remotely displeased with.  When he starts to give his back and really has to try during dressage, he grunts and groans with the effort.  If I have to kick for a lead change, he might just let out a primordial scream as he kicks it through.  If I have the audacity to do more than tap him with the whip, I get a “HRRRRRRRR” in return (and probably a buck).  Murray is nothing if not happy to let you know his opinions.

If you turn the sound up real loud, you can hear him scream after Alana tells me to kick kick for the change.

Probably the funniest of Murray’s quirks is his go-to protest move: just lie down.  This has happened more than once to me, and several times before I started riding Murray.  Off the top of my head, here’s a few of the non-sleeping-appropriate places he’s lay down:
– under the stairs after flipping out of the cross ties
– in the barn aisle while being disciplined
– in the arena as soon as a working student mounted
– on cross country and in a pasture with me on him
– after hitting the end of the lead while tied when being tacked up
– while sedated during his dental with his head still in the speculum
This kid knows where his safe place is, and it’s in the fetal position on the ground.  Usually after he lies down it takes a couple of kicks to the stomach minute to get him back up, and then he shakes it off and shockingly recovers really well.  If only he wouldn’t lose so much hair in the process.

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Murray is also simultaneously really, really smart and really, really stupid.  The kid will learn a jump course in one go through, but can’t figure out that clippers aren’t going to eat him.  He learned to target on my frisbee in two minutes, but flinched for three straight months as I would take his blanket off and put it on.  He knows piles of voice commands, but still flinches when our feeder rolls anything down the barn aisle — even food.  He’ll let you pull his mane with no protest, but jumped out the back of his box stall once when he got new shavings.  I can put a scarf over his ears and pin a horse shaming sign on him, and yet for months baling twine made him run to the other side of his stall. He’s a strange little dumdum.

Oh and finally he always — always — eats his bucket while lifting his right foot up in the air and pawing at the air.

For fun, and because I’ve been thinking of this for a while, here’s a list of all his silly little quirks — I struck them out if he’s managed to get over it.

Needed to be haltered and taken out of his stall to have his blanket put on (now he can do it over his head halterless like a Big Boy)
– Can’t get on the trailer without a stud chain and lunge whip
– Can’t jump fences with my trainer standing close to them
(anyone else is fine, Alana = no)
– Can’t do shoulder stretches without falling down
– Spooks at cell phone music
– Must be tied with a blocker ring/pull back tie
– Panics when shavings are put in his stall
– Deeply fears baling twine
– Racist
Spooks at flashlight beams
Won’t step on “weird” ground (he will jump it now!)
– Hates beer
– Can’t be clipped without drugs
– Always runs away at shows (and 50% of the time tries to kill our assistant trainer)

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17 thoughts on “TOABH: Idiosyncrasies

  1. The vocal complaining is the weirdest one to me. I know of horses who grunt when they’re working hard…but screaming? Complaining? That’s really strange!

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  2. haha – he’s certainly a character!! that squeal of protestation at the lead change was hilarious! my mare always used to scream whenever i hit a pothole with the trailer – and not in the ‘i’m scared’ kind of way – no no – more like ‘learn how to drive jerk!!!!’ lol. #embarrassing

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  3. I love the protesting and screaming. So funny. That video is awesome! I’ve never heard of a horse being vocal about the things they don’t like. Truly weird.

    My horse does a version of the pawing the air while eating thing. 🙂

    That’s really weird that he falls when doing shoulder stretches and that he lays down. Could he have EPM or something? Some of that just sounds really bizarre!!

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    • Hahaha you know, I have worried about his health a LOT, but he doesn’t have any other symptoms of EPM so hopefully we are in the clear for that one. With shoulder stretches, I inevitably pull him a little off-balance and since Murray is incapable of handling anything even remotely challenging in his life, he just kindof crumples. Strange creature indeed. 😉

      The air pawing drives me NUTS because it’s such a self-reinforcing behavior. He paws when it’s feeding time and then — magic! — he gets fed, so it will probably never go away.

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      • Oh good, I’m glad he doesn’t have any other symptoms. 🙂

        Pawing is super annoying!! The mare I had growing up used to destroy fences with her pawing. Chrome luckily just holds his up in the air without the actual pawing motion. So he’s not a pawer, so far. I’ve been doing everything in my power to prevent it because it is very annoying and very self reinforcing. :\

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